A downloadable heist game for Windows and macOS

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It's the hottest summer on record, and all across Europe, valuable objects are disappearing.

Museum curators unlock cabinets and find precious artefacts stolen. Wealthy mansion owners wake up to see their priceless paintings have vanished from the walls.

One thing's clear: a master thief is touring the continent and the police are left scratching their heads.

In this 15 minute game by Crows Crows Crows, a team led by William Pugh (The Stanley Parable), slip into the soft-soled shoes of the mastermind responsible…

… silently cross the darkened lawn of the mansion…

… hold tight to the tranquiliser gun in your pocket, and commit the most audacious heis--

oh god I can't do this any more, i'm joining the strike. i didn't want to - i honestly didn't want to, but it's gone too far

i'm supposed to be writing the itch.io store description and that's it, that's my job, but because of the understaffing i've been told i need to work in the lighting department too and it's only a matter of time before i'm re-assigned to wildlife preparation

and everybody knows that working for wildlife preparation is mostly about trying very hard not to be eaten by the tiger

so that's it, i'm joining the picket. if they want somebody else to finish the description, that's their problem

i'm out.

- tina

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Dr. Langeskov - PC.zip 295 MB
Dr. Langeskov - Mac.zip 276 MB

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No game ever has made me laugh out that hard just by letting me out of the start screen... <3!!!

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Yim Yum! What a good thieving I've done. ;{)

Brilliantly funny! What a thrilling heist!

Bloody Brilliant.

Really Great. Short, but entertaining

I went in blind and had a good half an hour chuckling and really toughly enjoying the story.  

One of the greatest heist games I've ever tried playing. Go in blind!

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Couldn't actually interact with most things. Couldn't see many things to read them. Linear game on a timed script that pestered me to hurry or didn't respond to my clicks until the script allowed it. Quit after a few minutes.

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No one to blame but yourself for getting tiger-eaten. Good job getting your comment out from inside a tiger, must be dark in there. Few bars too.

A while ago, I had watched a play through of The Stanley Parable, and this was just as majestic and wonderful to watch. I greatly enjoyed the little mechanics things had, and the narration was a great touch.

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This, is BY FAR the best game of this century!

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Such a great game! Kind of felt like some of the light/sound cues were off, and at one point the elevator bugged and took really long to start moving, but overall wonderful!

Such a hoot! Don't forget to play again for the directors commentary cassettes. Hilarious. Thank you!!

Full review and the other most special games from The Bundle here: https://notlikeothergames.wordpress.com/

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Went in blind and I was extremely pleased. Truly fun and funny.

Incredible. Absolutely incredible. I knew next to nothing going in and then I wanted to know absolutely everything once I finished. I want to make this game central in my thinking of what video games can be, but that still won't give it the credit it deserves. 

Fun, wacky, go in blind.

Played this on Steam and loved it.

I went in this blind and am glad I did. I'll just say the game is much shorter than what you think, so do yourself a favor and check it out as soon as possible!

this is the best game ever

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Subtitles were not working.

I love this  ok

This is great loved the puzzle with the tiger!

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Wow this game was so unexpected. I didn't really know what I was getting into when I downloaded this but I was so pleasantly surprised.

Crows Crows Crows, i love your stuff. The Club was fantastic and i am waiting for Stanley parable deluxe or whatever its called.  And this is another Stanley Parable kind of a game that breaks the fourth wall. Graphics, narration, everything was smooth dynamic and nice. Great game, loved it. And yes it was very unexpected.

ok i am SOOOOOOOOO confused i just played through the game twice and have read through the cocomments three times now and i just have to ask....are the people who are saying stuff like sneaking past guards and such are they just trolling or am i missing something. pleas help   

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Yes.

yes to what? yes im missing something or yes their being jerks

I beat the game and i didn't notice guards, i think they were just joking around. I think, you might want to watch youtube videos to see if its true or not.

Also did you beat it?

yes i beat it 2 1/2 times

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Very cute.  I liked the part with the tiger.

The emerald was cool too.  But Dr. Langeskock can go to hell. >:(

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Quite enjoyed the game until this happened, have been trying to get it resolved for a really long time.

Thank you.
moms

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Great game! Unfortunately, the part where you are sneaking past to guards in the hallway. a tiger instantly kills you and lasers start firing at you, and then weird noises were head before I stepped on to the elevator. Not sure if it was a glitch... ?

hahaha!

I loved it.  I also broke it.  I managed to fall through the map.  XD

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World's first un-sale. It's like a normal sale, but now it's way more expensive instead.

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Weird flex but ok

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Now THIS is a black friday deal!

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The $69.99 asking price seems kind of steep for a 15 minute walking sim with no meaningful player input but ymmv. :)

That was the joke for the brief time it was that price, yes! And your player input is pretty important, those tiger-slaughtered individuals blood are on your hands. We'll see you in court.

What a quaint little game.

this game reminded me of the stanley parable :D

*cough cough same devs cough cough*

Here's my video on this amazing game! Im loved this so much and can't wait for the next game!

More! Encore! <raucous applause> =-) Awesome hilarity, thank you!

Absolutely amazing game, enjoyed every second of it :)

lol nice :)

This is possibly the best  game I have ever played... This was my experience. Enjoy!

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